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Zodiac Signs and the way they Kiss
Aries: Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.
Taurus: Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on.
Gemini: Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.
Cancer: Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.
Leo: Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing, you expect applause for your performance.
Virgo: Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.
Libra: You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.
Scorpio: You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever comes next for you.
Sagittarius: Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.
Capricorn: Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.
Aquarius: Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.
Pisces: Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.
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